Whispers and kisses
Shared under covers
We huddle for warmth
Two snuggling lovers

Until the arrival
Oh no, oh shit... it's...

The Interplopper!

Trampling Blanket Mountain
No hint of feline grace
She drops between our heads
Jams a paw into your face

Cat trumps love
Snuggle party's over

We turn back-to-back
Say our goodnights
And form just the cradle she was looking for